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jack-portway:

That’s good. I’m doing pretty great myself, Blondie. Finished my homework in time for a long weekend of being bored.

Of course you did Portlame. Well, if you want to come over and get your ass kicked in a game of Call of Duty, be my guest. 

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ericallenfitz:

that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:

Thats a nice way to put it. 

I thought so. I don’t want EVERY St. Smythe to hate me

I like you. You’re entertaining. And you’re good for Audrey, so keep it that way or face my wrath.

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jack-portway:

I was thinking that, too. How’re you today, Blondie?

Pretty good, Portlame. How about you?

brandy-annie-rhodes:

He wanted you to be a model? I understand you doing it for him and stuff, but shouldn’t you being doing what you want? Wouldn’t that really be what he wanted?

I want him to be proud of me, so this is what I want. 

ericallenfitz:

that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:

And my sparkling personality. 

You mean your “to awesome to not intimidate someone” personality. Sure.

Thats a nice way to put it. 

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jack-portway:

So nice to grace us with your presence, Portlame.

ericallenfitz:

that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:

You love me and you know it. 

Only because you’re Audrey’s sister

And my sparkling personality. 

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